[Shaku] Shakuhachi Quotes

From: Brian Ritchie (brianritchie@mac.com)
Date: Sun May 08 2005 - 14:10:35 PDT


Here are some famous shakuhachi quotes:

Q. What's the difference between a shakuhachi player and a koto player?
A. The koto player has a gig.

Q. What do you call a shakuhachi player who splits up with his
wife/girlfriend?
A. Homeless

Q. How can you tell when a shakuhachi player is knocking on your door?
A. You look outside and see a pizza delivery truck.

Q. How many shakuhachi players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Ten. One to screw in the lightbulb and nine to babble about Zen.

Q. How can you tell when your meri notes are low enough?
A. Never. Because your teacher will never tell you even if they are.

Q. What's the difference between an "antique shakuhachi" on eBay and an
antique shakuhachi?
A. About ninety years.

Q. What's the difference between a shakuhachi collector and an
alcoholic?
A. The alcoholic doesn't have to spend $3,000 to satisfy his urge.

On May 8, 2005, at 3:20 PM, shakuhachi wrote:

> shakuhachi Sun, 8 May 2005 Volume 1 :
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