On 3/15/05 11:11 AM, "JASON CASTNER" <jchanwagenki@yahoo.com> wrote:
> wow, I am not slow mentally. What is wrong with you
> people... haha I scored 1200 on SAT's and was in the
> Army as a administrative specialist serving our
> country and also as a weapons sergeant. Ronnie, I see
> why you said that about me - now were even???????? or
> something. oh and I am smiling now too.....
Jason. Listen very carefully to me. I want you to sit in a comfortable
chair and let yourself relax. Soon your eye lids will become very heavy and
close. You will count backwards from ten down to zero. Each number will
deepen your trance and bring you to a very suggestive state of mind. You
will do as I say. Here is the suggestion:
When you come out of the trance by counting from 1 to 5 you will unplug your
computer and take it to the nearest window. You will open the window and
throw your computer out onto the street. If it doesn't get completely
destroyed you will take a hammer and smash your computer over and over again
while yelling "Shakuhachi teachers charge too much!".
Tomorrow you will locate and purchase an old fashioned manual typewriter.
You will bring it home and write letters to the shakuhachi list only on this
machine. When you have written everything that you can think of to say
about shakuhachi you will put all the letters into a pile and burn them.
You will now feel a huge sense of satisfaction knowing that burning these
letters is an act of great intelligence. Now comes the big reward. Soon
you will start to feel deep feelings of gratitude emanating out towards you
from the entire shakuhachi list.
Are you ready Jason?
10.......9.......8........7.......
Peter
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